Sorry Link, I Can't give credit!!! Come back when your a little MMMMMMM Richer!!!

Morshu on Link after he has insufficient funds at his store.

Lamp Oil? Rope? Bombs? You want it, it's yours my friend. As long as you have enough Rupees.


Morshu, offering his greedy fat bargain of bastard stuff.

Morshu is the Rich Shopkeeper of Koridai, He is Very Rich With 300,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Rupees. He has Patented, Lamp Oil, Rope and Bombs. Yes indeed, Morshu invented Rope and Bombs. He hates Ushrom, and he is good friends with Link from Zelda. Everyday, 800,000,000,000,000,000,000 Different Procedurally Generated Guns come to his shop. And therefore Morshu has Trillions of Guns. He also owns Millions of Books. And owns 400,000,000,000,000,000 Bomb-Making Factories all over hyrule. So in fact, he is the main villain of it all. and Tragically Ironic. 


Marcus Kincaid.

Lucan Valerius.


Chet From Goodsprings General Store.

Dr. Robotnik.


John Taylor.